marți, 10 martie 2009

Hilarious stuff from Dominic --- I tend to forget jokes so he writes them for me:))

1. My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him.

2.A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi

3. A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

4. The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...

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